people on tumblr who call me by my name are my favorites

unfollovv:

i’ve never taken a cold shower bc when cold meets hot there’s a reaction

jaclcfrost:

do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE